The Crunch is Here!
Financial foundations are crumbling.
Cherished traditions of greed, profit and exploitation are threatened.
What can be done?
As the CEO of a global bank, it's your personal responsibility to do whatever it takes to ensure a comfortable retirement.
Call in government bailouts, award yourself inappropriate bonuses and - when no one's looking - embezzle as much as you can, before it all comes crashing down around you.